Tuesday, September 08, 2009

First Four Steps

Step One: Allow alien race to "discover" your presence at the extreme limit of their observational capacity. This should be done in such a way as to ensure maximum general penetration.


Step Two: Wait a generation

Step Three: Communicate with the alien race in a way that is at the extreme limit of their ability to decipher. This should be done in such a way as to ensure maximum general penetration.

Step Four: Wait a generation

1 comment:

Marvin the Martian said...

Step 5: Swoop down and harvest the technologically-backward natives for food while making them THINK that we are there to help them.